- What's better than 3rd row Twins tickets behind home plate? Free 3rd row Twins tickets behind home plate.
- Maybe it's just because I'm a major sports nerd, but what is it about Twins apparel that makes a girl so much hotter? You put a Joe Mauer jersey on a girl and she is automatically a full point hotter. Yeah, low cut shirts and tanks are attractive, they show more skin. But give a girl a Kubel jersey shirt and a pair of shorts and she is instantly more attractive. And then you add in a baseball hat and I be like DAYUM! Twins gear girls, get at it.
- Incredibly tall high heels at any time when not modeling are a no. Yes this applies to situations such as walking alone in the mall. You'd like to think this would be obvious. You'd like to think...
- Fedoras are annoying. Just because you wear a fedora, it doesn't mean you're artsier than everyone.
- I'm not a U2 fan, but sitting outside of TCF Bank Stadium during his concert, with a torrent of rain starting in the middle of "Beautiful Day" was one of the coolest musical experiences of my life.
- Striped v-neck t-shirts shouldn't be worn by anyone who doesn't sail a ship for a living.
- Nike is the coolest brand eva.
- I may have only watched like six episodes, but Entourage is awesome. I have been converted.
- I hate casinos.
- I saw a beautiful woman at MOA, but she was with the most jacked black guy I have ever seen, which quickly reverted my wandering eyes back to the road ahead. Was that racist of me? Nope, staying alive > beautiful women.
- Lastly, I'm gonna go with something obvious, but if you know Coby, he DEFINITELY spits the most game. No doubt.
DISCLAIMER: Take all fashion tips with a grain of salt, as I know dick about fashion.
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